I really tried to capture his facial expression.
perfection.
Awwww it’s Dan
YOU TOO CAN SHARE A VIRTUAL SALAD WITH MOTHER SALAD! Simply crop yourself into this picture and let me feed you, submit it to mothersalad.tumblr.com or tag with “mother salad” and I will post it
ohmygod… one question
is it mandatory to laugh?
Zombie apocalypse coming soon5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arresthttp://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.here’s more:
5/29: Florida - A Palm Coast man was arrested on suspicion of biting the lips off a kitten and strangling another cat. http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Deputies-Man-bit-lips-off-kitten/-/1637132/14277994/-/43jv97z/-/index.html
5/27: New Jersey – A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition (they sprayed two cans of pepper spray at him with NO EFFECT to try and subdue him):
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.htmlWe need to build a wall at the Florida state line to keep this shit from spreading north.
agreed! lets just dismantle the border fence and move it there.
or this

really tumblr… really!
if I wanted facebook friends and twitter peeps, I’D BE ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!! but I’m not and thats a good thing for you tumblr, thats a really good thing
don’t make me hate you tumblr, please please don’t make me hate you
A path of blue flowers in the Keukenhof flower garden.
so i shouted/yelled at my computer “Those are bluebonnets!”
…
but they arent.
So…
I guess this means I’m a horrible Texan and I probably should have take some horticulture classes in hs.
this is horrbile and i’m laughing… if there is a hell i’m going there